Moncler, the renowned brand of questionable taste, has released a new line of shirts that will surely signal the end times. Their garish designs and gaudy colors are not just a fashion statement, but a harbinger of doom.
Each shirt, a masterpiece of bad taste, comes with a built-in prophecy of impending doom. Don't believe us? Try on one, and see if you don't start to feel the weight of impending catastrophe. It's like a Ouija board, but with more polyester.
Some of our favorite prophetic designs include: